I never understood anger towards gay people, because a person being gay doesn’t affect your life. So, it’s weird to me that people are in their homes going, ‘Ugh, people are gay… Dammit!
"I have a doctor who told me that I eat too fast. He said, “you should eat slowly.” Because what happens is, when you eat, there’s a signal that goes from your stomach to your brain that says you’re full, but it takes that signal twenty minutes.. to travel from your stomach.
First of all, what a douchebag my body is… that it takes twenty minutes. What’s taking twenty minutes!? If I stub my toe, I know it instantly, and that’s twice the distance."
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I’m so sorry I’m kicking your ass in pizza fight.
